Department of Homeland Security ~*~Bruce Willis~*~

Secretary of Homeland Security: Bruce Willis

Publications:

 

Men Who SHOULD Be Spankers 

                                  2nd article on Men Who SHOULD Be Spankers

Professional Skills:  He started working with excitement young, starting with jobs like security guard and private investigator (later to play one on TV), and then his acting career began to flourish with action films which show his attraction to dangerous roles.

Public Appearances:   “Moonlighting” "Pulp Fiction" "Die Hard" series


Personal History:  Named Walter Bruce Willis, he was born in Idar-Oberstein, West Germany. His leadership qualities started young as he was Penn Grove high school Student Council President in Carneys Point, New Jersey.  


References: Bruce has a sarcastic wit I adore and he’s built strong, firm, and lean.  He also has the most adorable dimple.. that alone could charm the pants right off of me and then there are those hands, what is it about hands…

Special Talents: He also has a certain 'Sixth Sense' that makes him fall into some exceptional characters that fit him to a T.
                                                  

Department of Agriculture (USDA) ~*~Gordon Ramsay~*~

Secretary of Agriculture: Gordon Ramsay

Publications:

   Men Who SHOULD Be Spankers

Professional Skills:  He has a very determined and expressive face. His arrogance and exceptional skills are remarkable for someone of his age.  Censoring on television ‘bleeps’ his repetitive cursing associated with his harsh but highly skilled teaching of culinary lessons.  He has been awarded a total of twelve Michelin stars, and is currently one of only three chefs in the UK whose restaurant, also named ‘Gordon Ramsey’, is rated at three Michelin stars.

Public Appearances:   “Kitchen Nightmares” "Hell's Kitchen" "The F Word"


Personal History:  Named Gordon James Ramsey, he was born in Johnstone, Scotland. His parents moved to England and he grew up at Stratford-upon-Avon (District – Stratford on Avon which was Shakespeare’s home). 


Special Talents:   Ramsay is 6′ 2″, with size-15 feet and his shoes are custom-made. Isn’t there a saying about the size of a man’s feet? ::grin::: ! 


References: Ramsey so firmly possesses qualities such as his stern tone that CANNOT be ignored. His biting sarcasm that makes even the bravest flinch. (for examples of flinching watch the earlier spanking video of mine lol) He is consistent and only settles for EXACTLY what he’s come to expect… PERFECTION. Those hands of his that easily prepare the finest French cuisine, can place themselves on my Irish/German American bottom any time. 

                                                  

Department of Interior ~*~Eric Stromer~*~

Secretary of the Interior: Eric Stromer

Publications:

   Men Who SHOULD Be Spankers

                                             Home Improvements by Eric Stromer – AOL


Professional Skills:  California blonde celebrity carpenter, contractor, and repairman, he’s like a woman’s dream come true!!!  A man who knows how to use his tool(s)… who likes to spend hours and hours with detailed precision getting into all the little nooks and crannies of a project… who doesn’t stop until he achieves his desired end result… be it maintenance or complete remodel…If he knows how to swing a hammer, he could certainly swing a paddle! In this line of work, as you know, precision is a must. Perseverance and seeing the big picture would certainly come naturally.


Public Appearances:   “Clean Sweep” and  “Three Wishes” 


Personal History:  Graduated from the University of Colorado. Born and raised in Evanston, Illinois.  Eric and his family reside in Los Angeles. 


Special Talents:   Eric is an accomplished singer/songwriter and he was recently named one of People magazine’s sexiest men alive! 


References: One can imagine sitting bare bottomed on one of those cold metal electric saw tables with my feet dangling and my butt stinging with anticipation.  Whether it be with his finely handcrafted paddle or his muscular workman’s hand.  This mental image far beats any episode of Tool Time  

                                                   

Suzy's Spanking World Cabinet

Department of State
Secretary of State: Todd
Also known as: Husband to Suzy 'Head of State'
Brief Summary of Department's Role - Dominates the Head of State
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-state.html

Department of Treasury
Secretary of the Treasury: Donald Trump
Also known as:  Host of the 'Apprentice'
Brief Summary of Department's Role - Money Money Money He's the man for the Job or He's Fired!
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-treasury.html

Department of Defense
Secretary of Defense: Andy Sipowicz
Also known as: Dennis Franz character on 'NYPD Blue'
Brief Summary of Department's Role - Safety is first hand with Sergeant Sipowicz's defense squad.
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-defense.html

Department of Justice
Attorney General: Judge Judith Sheindlin
Also known as:  Judge on 'Judge Judy'
Brief Summary of Department's Role - With Judge Judy in charge, the decision is FINAL!
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-justice.html

Department of Interior
Secretary of Interior: Eric Stromer
Also known as:  Star on 'Clean House'
Brief Summary of Dept's Role - Designing, Cleaning & Organizing Interiors is right in his House.
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-interior.html

Department of Agriculture (USDA)
Secretary of Agriculture: Gordon Ramsay 
Also known as:  Host of  'Kitchen Nightmares'
Brief Summary of Dept's Role - Will keep our Food healthy, tasty & properly grown & prepared.
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-agriculture-usda.html

Department of Commerce
Secretary of Commerce: Chris (Jesus) Ferguson 
Also known as:  Professional Poker Player on 'World Series of Poker'
Brief Summary of Department's Role - Jesus supports economic growth and not unsafe gambling.
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-commerce.html

Department of Labor
Secretary of Labor: James Spader
Also known as:  Star in movie 'Secretary'
Brief Summary of Dept's Role - In charge of all the training, hiring & firing of Secretary's etc...
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-labor.html

Department of Health and Human Services (HHS)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dr. Gregory House 
Also known as:  Hugh Laurie's character on 'House'
Brief Summary of Dept's Role - Your health is in good hands with Dr. House & his team.
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-health-&-human-services.html

Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Bill Henrickson 
Also known as:  Bill Paxton's character on 'Big Love'
Brief Summary of Dept's Role - Juggling housing issues for multi-family residential situations.
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-housing-and.html

Department of Transportation (DOT)
Secretary of Transportation: Tom Cruise
Also known as:  Actor in movie 'Top Gun'
Brief Summary of Department's Role - He's a Top Gun in Air transport
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-transportation-dot.html

Department of Energy (DOE)
Secretary of Energy: Tony Soprano 
Also known as:  James Gandolfini's character in 'The Sopranos'
Brief Summary of Department's Role - Waste Management is his specialty.
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-energy-doe.html

Department of Education
Secretary of Education: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Also known as:  Actor in the movie 'Kindergarten Cop'
Brief Summary of Department's Role - Education from Kindergarten to Governor.
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-education.html

Department of Veterans Affairs (VA)
Secretary of Veterans' Affairs: Sean Connery
Also known as:  Stars as 'James Bond' and other movies
Brief Summary of Department's Role - Serving the Veterans, a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-veterans-affairs-va.html

Department of Homeland Security
Secretary of Homeland Security: Bruce Willis
Also known as:  Actor in the movies 'Sixth Sense, Die Hard, & the Last Boy Scout'
Brief Summary of Dept's Role - A Sixth Sense for securing the homeland of every Last Boy Scout.
Web Address: http://comesayithere.blogspot.com/p/department-of-homeland-security.html